HEY GUYS I DREW SOME TWILIGHT FANART BECAUSE I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER WHEN I GROW UP. EDWARD IS SO HOT AND I LOVE BELLA SO MUCH.

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A/N: This is gonna sound lame. The inspiration for this came from the song Creep (by Radiohead) because my brother and sister and I have been playing Rock Band and it's needlessly hard to sing. Like, it's supposed to be easy but the only way I can hit the low notes is by making my voice all husky and giving myself a sore throat. So, anyway, it's ( Read more... )

A/N: I deeply apologise for the lack of porn in this. But it seemed necessary to write some of that plot stuff people are raving about. This chapter introduces the rest of the characters and gives you some character development and context.
Fandom: Star Trek
Series: Business as Usual (tagged as "whorefic")
Pairings: Uhura/Spock, Scotty/Chekov, Kirk/ ( Read more... )

A/N: This follows on from Back to Human and is the third in the kitty!Uhura series. I'm leaving this series alone for a bit and writing an AU instead, although Spock and Uhura will be together in the AU and there will probably be sex scenes between them. However, it will primarily focus on the Kirk/McCoy pairing.
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Spock/ ( Read more... )

A/N: Ooh, lookit, the first completely het thing I've ever posted on LJ, and the second completely het thing I've ever written ever. This is a follow-up to the Spock/kitten!Uhura fic and fanart.
There will be a small follow-up to this where they are back in their quarters, cuddling. And also I might write this from Uhura's point of view.
Fandom: Star ( Read more... )

I took my sister and her friend to see Star Trek yesterday because they hadn't seen it yet. They somehow got it into their heads that Spock loves kittens, so I entirely blame them for this...

Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Spock/Uhura
Rating: PG
Warnings: Um... sex is mentioned once. There is no bestiality.
Summary: Basically, Uhura has turned into a kitten ( Read more... )

So I watched Star Trek the day it came out. And I watched it again a few days later. And I torrented it the next day and watched it again. And I went to see it again the next week, and I watched it with my friend the other day because she'd torrented it. That's five times.
Every waking hour of every day, my mind is occupied with smut. Mostly ( Read more... )